I get a lot of spare time on my hands. Therefore, on top of the awesome story that is my life, sometimes I have to lower myself to menial chores.
Today’s menial chore was to look at Google Trends. See who people are searching for most that day. Here are the top 5:
1. mike birbiglia
2. christopher allport
3. sean young
4. sag awards
5. emily rose
Who? What? Where?
SAG Awards??? And the award for the woman with nipples by her knees is…*drum roll*
I think I might just walk outside, arch my back and wave a stick at some teenagers while telling them that when I was a boy there was more respect and then walk back in to the house muttering about something completely random.
When did I lose touch with what is “popular” in the world? I shall ask my wife later. I know the answer though. She will look at me with total disdain and say “When you got a life hunny”. I might have to become a closet showbiz reader.
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5 responses so far ↓
1 Kelly // Jan 29, 2008 at 1:25 am
Good God, I just had a hell of a time clickin’ on your comments link. Every time I did, I got this Google Error message. Damn! Christ! And Almighty Poopcicles! Alright. Okay. Take it easy. I need to take another happy pill. Anyway, I’m shocked and astonished that “Heath Ledger” didn’t come up on that list. Man, I can’t get enough of that Heath Ledger news. I mean, I liked the guy as an actor but jeez. Change the freakin’ subject. Hey, wanna know what’s freakin’ popular? Pictures of belly button cheese, that’s what! It’s the talk of the town! Damn it, where’s my pills?
Cordially,
MasterHeathen
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2 Some random stranger // Jan 29, 2008 at 2:47 am
I thought we spoke about you taking the blue pills and not the green ones. And yes I know you are colourblind, but we put G and B on them respectively.
I am not sure why Heath didnt appear. Perhaps people really just didnt care that much or no need to search as it is everywhere!
OK, I am gonna see if I can get pictured of belly button cheese. I would take a photo of my own, but you dont wanna see what I had for dinner really do you?!
3 Some random stranger // Jan 29, 2008 at 2:54 am
Quite amazingly…or scarily…or weirdly… Here is one for you Kelly. Something for you to make the wife?
http://www.bellybuttonbuffet.com/
4 Kelly // Jan 29, 2008 at 8:03 pm
Oh that site was nasty. Especially the pic of the beef chutney. It looked like a little turd nugget nestled in that navel. I’ll be sure to fix it for the wife. Heh. And did you know…. Heath Ledger is food for maggots? He’s kicked the bucket? He’s payed the ferryman to cross the river Prtzlsticks? Ahhh! I can’t escape it. It’s HeathIsToastAmania! Wait a minute…. I found a blue pill.
5 Jane Turley // Jan 30, 2008 at 10:24 am
The Award looks very good on my mantelpiece; it’s quite simply the breast one I’ve had for ages.
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