Just curious.

Now you already have some of my questions for the hamster. Here’s some more;

What do you feel about gerbils? Rumour has it you are one but suffer from delusions of grandeur. Have you have a mammal change operation?

Your teeth are particularly sharp are you related to Count Hammy of Transylvania?

When will you stop trying to build a second home in Ken Dodd’s hair? Give the man a break; he’s eighty didn’t you know?

If you aren’t related to Count Hammy are you related to Sammy or perhaps Fanny?

Please explain why Master Sy is continously called upon to repair gnawed wires at gatwick airport?.Are you in collaboration with Sy in an attempt to keep him in paid employment?

Do you have a little blue uniform, a fob watch and stockings? Just curious.

Cats eat hamsters; are you shit scared?

Hamsters crap on cat food.( Their faeces looks the same as those biscuits.) Are you looking forward to be literally “shit” scared in some kind of sick and twisted way?

Why aren’t you dead? Hamsters are only meant to live for 3 or so years; you are 33. Would you like me to put you to sleep? I have a large mallet….

Hmm..I better stop now I’m getting out of control, not a good thing for Mrs T…..

@Lady Banana – Thank you! I have pictures I should post, but I dunno…I dont want people coo’ing over my site. It doesnt seem right!

@Oneida – OK, so maybe I should put pictures up. Yeah, I am very close to Charlie. She isnt happy when we leave the room though! Follows me about and I have to put her back with the kittens!