It is a chocolatey sideshow of prickly goodness

My apologies for my absence.  Man flu you know.  Horrible it is.  Ache I do.  Sneeze lots I do.  Lose ability to write proper sentence, happen has.  Infact, I still feel rough as sandpaper toilet roll, so dont go expecting the usual rubbish.  This could well hit a new low!  So.  Whats the story?  Well, Pinky (who it seems is hasContinue reading “It is a chocolatey sideshow of prickly goodness”

You were searching for what? Part Deux

***Don’t forget the COMPETITION.  Time is running out.*** Having watched the incoming Google searches the last couple of days, I figured it was time to get the ball rolling on part two of the “You were searching for what?” series.  Same rule applies.  The text in the between the ” ” have found my site.  Obviously feelContinue reading “You were searching for what? Part Deux”

It is not exactly mushroom material. But it should be.

Stinky socks. Toe fungus. Harold.  You see, I ask for words to write a post about, but I also enjoy the reading just what on earth is in someones head.  And in the head of Kay Four, (Kay Four?  As in Kay Four is better then Jeff Five?  I should Ask Jeeves) there seems toContinue reading “It is not exactly mushroom material. But it should be.”

Something worse then the knife and gun culture?

I don’t want to get in to the politics of knife and gun crime as this is a humour site (yeah I know.  Well, *I* find it funny…).  But I need to talk about the new criminal “fashion”.  Yes.  It seems the days of guns and knife crime being a street problem are fading outContinue reading “Something worse then the knife and gun culture?”

News from the frontline: Let battle commence.

As you know, the fruitarians and the animals are at war.  If you don’t know…well, go read THIS post and it will alllllll make sense.  This is a report from the frontline.  Some of the images may not be suitable for minors as they show the rigours of war. The sheep led by a coalition ofContinue reading “News from the frontline: Let battle commence.”