April 2008 – Page 2

It is a chocolatey sideshow of prickly goodness

My apologies for my absence. Man flu you know. Horrible it is. Ache I do. Sneeze lots I do. Lose ability to write proper sentence, happen has. Infact, I still feel rough as sandpaper toilet roll, so dont go expecting the usual rubbish. This could well hit a new low! So. Whats the story? Well, Pinky (who it seems is hasContinue reading “It is a chocolatey sideshow of prickly goodness”

I have decided…

…that it is about time I told some of you where to go. Because I think you need to hear it. I and I am going to tell you why. I spend all my spare some of my time surfing. This is a small list of some of the places I go. And please feel free toContinue reading “I have decided…”

You were searching for what? Part Deux

***Don’t forget the COMPETITION. Time is running out.*** Having watched the incoming Google searches the last couple of days, I figured it was time to get the ball rolling on part two of the “You were searching for what?” series. Same rule applies. The text in the between the ” ” have found my site. Obviously feelContinue reading “You were searching for what? Part Deux”

Ooohhh… A Line! JUMP!

As young Mr Floog mentioned in a comment to yesterdays post, I had crossed the line. The post in question was regarding sucking sweaty socks. This, from a man who had me shot in the head in a post he wrote HERE. So I figured while I am already over this side of the line, IContinue reading “Ooohhh… A Line! *JUMP!*”

It is not exactly mushroom material. But it should be.

Stinky socks. Toe fungus. Harold. You see, I ask for words to write a post about, but I also enjoy the reading just what on earth is in someones head. And in the head of Kay Four, (Kay Four? As in Kay Four is better then Jeff Five? I should Ask Jeeves) there seems toContinue reading “It is not exactly mushroom material. But it should be.”

A competition you say?

I feel like a giggle. And I feel generous. Kinda. It depends on your definition of generous. What would you do for one of these: Answers on a postcard, or by comment. If you do whatever it is and is deemed funny or original enough, I will send you a T-Shirt*. You can supply theContinue reading “A competition you say?”

The very messed up history of a word.

A special thanks to Mr Owusu who supplied the words to confuse the hell out of me and make me write a story about. He was one of the first people I spoke to in Bloggerland. Now, all these long and winding 5 months down the road, he goes and gives me words like Philosophy, BumContinue reading “The very messed up history of a word.”

I miss…

writing the stories. Be a good reader and give me 3 or 4 random words to work with would you.? Thanks. By the way. There is a competition coming soon where you can win a real prize. One that I will actually post to your house or place of work…wherever you want. If you win. WhichContinue reading “I miss…”

Something worse then the knife and gun culture?

I don’t want to get in to the politics of knife and gun crime as this is a humour site (yeah I know. Well, *I* find it funny…). But I need to talk about the new criminal “fashion”. Yes. It seems the days of guns and knife crime being a street problem are fading outContinue reading “Something worse then the knife and gun culture?”

News from the frontline: Let battle commence.

As you know, the fruitarians and the animals are at war. If you don’t know…well, go read THIS post and it will alllllll make sense. This is a report from the frontline. Some of the images may not be suitable for minors as they show the rigours of war. The sheep led by a coalition ofContinue reading “News from the frontline: Let battle commence.”