April 2008 – Page 3

All Hail Caesar

You were looking for what???

Happy Saturday young readers of the interweb thing. Yes OK. It is currently 11:49pm here in the UK and will be Sunday by the time I post, so I am hoping that my friends from another timezone will read this. For everyone else…Happy Sunday! Depending on time, tomorrow’s post will be from the frontline inContinue reading “You were looking for what???”

Whinge whinge whinge whinge whinge.

Sorry. I don’t like doing these posts, and this is only really the what…third time in 80+ posts? But I feel a need to do it. 2 things are bothering me. 1 seriously, and the other annoyingly. Numero Uno: As you know, I am a little “anti-celebrity”. This is not a blanket statement. I do likeContinue reading “Whinge whinge whinge whinge whinge.”

If you do one thing today…

Go HERE and hit play. I am telling ya. Do it. Do it now. Stop reading this and press the damn link will you! You will not be disappointed. I don’t think. Funniest thing I heard in forever.

Would you like one hump or two you gorgeous sexy thing you?

Hello treacle. Gis a kiss lover. *grrrooowwll* Fact: Having “relationships of an intimate nature” with an animal or animals is illegal. Fact: Thinking that your pet is beautiful or handsome in more of a way then “look at his/her little face! So precious!” is plain wrong, and you need to seek medical help. Your petContinue reading “Would you like one hump or two you gorgeous sexy thing you?”

The hamster speaks…

I am not sure why you wanted to hear from the deserter, but after he came back begging to get back on the wheel, he begged for me to do this interview with him. Obviously because he wants the pity vote from you people. I also just noticed that Hamster and Deserter are almost the same word,Continue reading “The hamster speaks…”

I’m not even here! Someone else wrote it!

I decided I needed to take this site up a notch. To give it an intellectual side for a post or 1. What better way then to ask 2 fellow bloggers to give it a go. I decided on the 2 people after I had been maybe a little harsh in siding with the sideContinue reading “I’m not even here! Someone else wrote it!”