Monthly Archives: May 2008

Don’t forget to vote once a day!  If I lose, I will not win! Jim likes to give me words which are just plain hard to write about.  Why?  Because he wants to beat me.  And I think this time he might.  He has given me the words  “Verisimilitude”, “Travesty, sham, mockery = Traveshamockery” andContinue reading “Toxie. An avengers tale.”

Ahh yes.  Words.  Wonderful words.  And Rose has politely offered me the following to write a story about:  “Flight of the Hamsters”, “Wheelbarrow”, “Sistine Chapel” and “Dead Roses”.  I thought about writing some futuristic exciting adventure.  Instead I am doing the opposite.  Why?  Coz I am just crazy like that!  Anyway, here we go, seeContinue reading “The real story of the first flight. Kinda.”

Ah yes.  It is story time children.  Today’s words were supplied by Mikiye who obviously looked around her apartment and listed what she had laying about.  The words?  Well there is “Arachibutyrophobia” (Google it!), “Geisha” (DONT Google it), “Woolly Mammoth” (Your choice, but kinda obvious) and “Tin Foil” (like she has that in her apartment??? Continue reading “Kenneth: A woolly mammoth’s big adventure.”

Well then.  Mrs T has kindly given me some words to write a story with.  Naturally, being a mother and someone of a terribly sensible nature, as you can imagine, the are long complex serious words.  They are: Bottom cream, Nipples, Latex gloves and Adolf Hitler.  Naturally.  Anyway, here we go. A long time ago inContinue reading “Moisturise your own behind, tommy swinehund”

Before I start this post, I thought I would mention that in the last week, I have had at least 3 searches a day for people searching for Hamster Porn.  WHY!!!  Why are people searching for it?  Look for normal porn if you need to search for something!  Or….do Hamsters have their own PC’s now? Continue reading “The Names P.I Hamster. Mad Cow Investigator.”