Or lazy. You decide.
I would like a guest post from you. Yes, you…the person reading this. So if you haven’t got a blog and fancy writing something, or have a blog and fancy doing the crazy, drop me a mail with your post to sy@wheelturninghamsterdead.com for me to have a read.
A few rules.
1 – No unnecessary swearing – A word used in context is fine.
2 – Nothing too offending – So no writing about one eyed lesbian horses called Shirley.
3 – You have to make it funny…well…funnier than the crap I churn out, so that shouldn’t be difficult. But jokes like “Whats brown and sticky…A STICK!” are not welcome as they take up all my material.
4 – You will get full credit for the post, and a link back to your site if you want to, or alternatively it can be posted as anonymous. Up to you. (If you don’t have a site…I wont link it back. Because you know, it’s impossible.)
So give it a go. I am hoping that 100 people will respond so I dont have to write anything for a while, but will be happy if even 1 of you make a good effort.
Oh, and you wont get paid for it…coz I don’t make money from this site, which I believe is a huge hint from me to you saying “SEND ME CASH!!!”.
The closing date for this is the the post before I decide to close the site…which may be quite some time to come hopefully all the time I can afford the expensive hosting of about £2 a month.
Good luck and may someone write to me!
14 responses so far ↓
1 Georgie B
// Feb 20, 2009 at 11:56 am
Hmmmm….are we hitting a small valley creativity-wise today?
2 Sy
// Feb 20, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Noooo….not at all. I just fancy seeing what others would do if they could write a post for the page. Some people may have a serious site but fancy a little release from that, but it wouldnt suit their site, or someone may not have a blog but would like to give it a go, so I wondered what kind of stuff I would get if I asked. It’s like a social experiment where hardly anyone takes part!
3 NanciElizabeth
// Feb 20, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Sy-Mon! DUDE! I just sent you like about 5 articles–you could use the one about the ‘Jesus Christ’ trucker cap I wear when I..oh. What about the one..WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO “UNNECESSARY SWEARING???” It IS TOTALLY all necessary and without it, oh. I guess there might be a couple words left if you edited it all. Nevermind.
p.s. fuck. and i’m totally doing one anyway.
4 Sy
// Feb 20, 2009 at 8:51 pm
It can be whatever…as long as it is suitable and not going to offend everyone, it’s all good! But sorry…the swearing has to go!! I know that people younger than 90 read this!
5 Greg M
// Feb 20, 2009 at 9:42 pm
I would totally be down for this once in a lifetime opportunity, if only I had the ability to turn my non-sensical drivel into something that someone might actually laugh at.
Sadly, item number 3 took up the only idea I had; and I had to steal it from you!
6 Sy
// Feb 20, 2009 at 9:51 pm
You know ya want to Greg! Lets be honest…you cant do any worse than what I put on here!!
What if I let you use number 3, but we dont mention it was mine? Or I can lend you the “Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead!” joke. Of course, when I say “joke”, I of course mean “crap”.
7 Georgie B
// Feb 21, 2009 at 12:25 am
Interesting concept. I wish you good luck with it.
Not sure if I can write a good humor piece that would work with your blog here, but I’m willing to pass along something if you so desire.
8 Sy
// Feb 21, 2009 at 12:29 am
I dont know how many responses I will get to it, but I would like to see a few if I can. If not, hey, I will still be posting!!
9 Flying Saucer Jones
// Feb 22, 2009 at 2:20 am
If only funny and me didn’t mutually agree to remain just friends. Maybe if I really strain my brain…
10 Nox
// Feb 22, 2009 at 2:23 am
Hmmm. No Swearing? No offending? No one-eyed lesbian hourses?
This so called ‘editing’ sounds like censorship to me, Sy. And we all know that censorship is a baaaaad thing.
Let’s teach these cocks a lesson or two, that the interwebs are for expressing freedom of speech as well as the publication of such random piffle as wthd.
Power to the hamster!
11 Sy
// Feb 22, 2009 at 2:23 am
It’s all about the straining dude! And it’s fun to try because you get to think “Will anyone else find this funny?” when you write it. Every post I write I end up thinking to myself “No one is gonna get this….” and then I hit post!
12 Sy
// Feb 22, 2009 at 2:26 am
You know it Nick! We could get well outta control and see what happens!
So I shall look forward to seeing your submission soon!! I think your random piffle will work quite well on here!
13 Niks
// Feb 22, 2009 at 1:28 pm
I would but I’m the least funniest person I know.
14 Sy
// Feb 23, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Niks…Niks…come on…you know ya wanna!
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