Comments on: Read more books. It makes your skin clean. http://www.wheelturninghamsterdead.com/2009/03/16/read-more-books-it-makes-your-skin-clean/ It's like a journey of ineptitude without the clever bit. Fri, 06 Jan 2012 16:52:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Mrs T http://www.wheelturninghamsterdead.com/2009/03/16/read-more-books-it-makes-your-skin-clean/comment-page-1/#comment-4729 Mrs T Wed, 18 Mar 2009 20:09:16 +0000 http://www.wheelturninghamsterdead.com/?p=545#comment-4729 Geez, those kids' books are always so predictable.. so many identity crisises..The swan in the Ugly Duckling, the wolf Red Riding Hood, the beast in Beauty and the Beast.... what don't they all just get therapy?? What I want to know is why do all the characters have to be alliterated? (Okay, I'll explain... Eric Elephant, Fiona Flamingo etc etc... AHHHHHHH!! Just for once I like to read a book about a monkey called Sheila, a snake called Kylie and a Hippo called Frank..... Know what I mean?? <abbr><em>Mrs T’s last blog post..<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheWittyWaysOfAWaywardWife/~3/4TIJvXJma34/music-tuesday-irish-rollercoaster.html" rel="nofollow">Music Tuesday; An Irish Rollercoaster</a></abbr></em> Geez, those kids’ books are always so predictable.. so many identity crisises..The swan in the Ugly Duckling, the wolf Red Riding Hood, the beast in Beauty and the Beast…. what don’t they all just get therapy??

What I want to know is why do all the characters have to be alliterated? (Okay, I’ll explain… Eric Elephant, Fiona Flamingo etc etc… AHHHHHHH!! Just for once I like to read a book about a monkey called Sheila, a snake called Kylie and a Hippo called Frank…..

Know what I mean??

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]]> By: Sy http://www.wheelturninghamsterdead.com/2009/03/16/read-more-books-it-makes-your-skin-clean/comment-page-1/#comment-4722 Sy Wed, 18 Mar 2009 08:43:32 +0000 http://www.wheelturninghamsterdead.com/?p=545#comment-4722 @Phil - Half a prozac? Do the whole lot in one and wash it down with a cold beer. Yeah it stings in the morning...but hell, what a night! @G - Hefty? It was a nightmare I tells ya! I was going to stop half way through for a break, but ya know...there was something about it that made me keep reading. That naughty elephant! @Tami - The reason you were "trying" to think of something grown up is because you in fact are NOT an adult...bring on the crazy! It makes you feel all fuzzy inside! @InsaneWM - I know. I should have made the text white and then you have that additional step of highlighting it to see the ending. I think sending me you bank card number, pin number, sort code...you know...all your internet banking details would be easier for me I reckon. But I do have to agree. My book reviews are missing something. I think that it may be "sense". I might do a psychological profile on Eric the naughty blue elephant though. I think there is some serious work to be done there. @Phil – Half a prozac? Do the whole lot in one and wash it down with a cold beer. Yeah it stings in the morning…but hell, what a night!

@G – Hefty? It was a nightmare I tells ya! I was going to stop half way through for a break, but ya know…there was something about it that made me keep reading. That naughty elephant!

@Tami – The reason you were “trying” to think of something grown up is because you in fact are NOT an adult…bring on the crazy! It makes you feel all fuzzy inside!

@InsaneWM – I know. I should have made the text white and then you have that additional step of highlighting it to see the ending.
I think sending me you bank card number, pin number, sort code…you know…all your internet banking details would be easier for me I reckon.
But I do have to agree. My book reviews are missing something. I think that it may be “sense”. I might do a psychological profile on Eric the naughty blue elephant though. I think there is some serious work to be done there.

]]> By: Insanewm http://www.wheelturninghamsterdead.com/2009/03/16/read-more-books-it-makes-your-skin-clean/comment-page-1/#comment-4721 Insanewm Wed, 18 Mar 2009 07:56:30 +0000 http://www.wheelturninghamsterdead.com/?p=545#comment-4721 Damn You Internet! Now I already know the end of this chef d'oeuvre. This masterpiece of art is forever lost to me as I will never enjoy it as it was meant to be enjoyed. Sure, you warned about the spoilers, but temptation is a sin, my friend! Those wounds may never heal and my sorrow grows deeper everytimes I think about Eric, the blue elephant, who just wished to jump in the water. Should I open a paypal account for donation or you'd rather have my bank account information and make a direct transfer? Regards, PS: your book reviews are terrible, but I guess it didn't help that you chose such a difficult topic. Next time, start with something easy, such as War & Peace, it's a tad longer, but since no one actually read it until the end, you can quite easily make up some kind of deep psychological analysis of a character appearing toward the end, for a brief period of time. <abbr><em>Insanewm’s last blog post..<a href="http://www.insanewm.info/?p=265" rel="nofollow">A new journey begins…</a></abbr></em> Damn You Internet!

Now I already know the end of this chef d’oeuvre. This masterpiece of art is forever lost to me as I will never enjoy it as it was meant to be enjoyed. Sure, you warned about the spoilers, but temptation is a sin, my friend! Those wounds may never heal and my sorrow grows deeper everytimes I think about Eric, the blue elephant, who just wished to jump in the water.

Should I open a paypal account for donation or you’d rather have my bank account information and make a direct transfer?

Regards,

PS: your book reviews are terrible, but I guess it didn’t help that you chose such a difficult topic. Next time, start with something easy, such as War & Peace, it’s a tad longer, but since no one actually read it until the end, you can quite easily make up some kind of deep psychological analysis of a character appearing toward the end, for a brief period of time.

Insanewm’s last blog post..A new journey begins…

]]> By: Tami http://www.wheelturninghamsterdead.com/2009/03/16/read-more-books-it-makes-your-skin-clean/comment-page-1/#comment-4718 Tami Wed, 18 Mar 2009 01:23:05 +0000 http://www.wheelturninghamsterdead.com/?p=545#comment-4718 Ehh..I'm trying to think of something "grown-up" to write, and I am failing. You may want to read this book again, and if you do you can buy some rubber yellow duckies for the bath-water, while you read about Eric...poor Eric.. <abbr><em>Tami’s last blog post..<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Pentad/~3/AQE4slI8O70/top-o-mornin-to-ye-all.html" rel="nofollow">Top 'O the Mornin'!</a></abbr></em> Ehh..I’m trying to think of something “grown-up” to write, and I am failing. You may want to read this book again, and if you do you can buy some rubber yellow duckies for the bath-water, while you read about Eric…poor Eric..

Tami’s last blog post..Top ‘O the Mornin’!

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