What I want to know is why do all the characters have to be alliterated? (Okay, I’ll explain… Eric Elephant, Fiona Flamingo etc etc… AHHHHHHH!! Just for once I like to read a book about a monkey called Sheila, a snake called Kylie and a Hippo called Frank…..

Know what I mean??

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@G – Hefty? It was a nightmare I tells ya! I was going to stop half way through for a break, but ya know…there was something about it that made me keep reading. That naughty elephant!

@Tami – The reason you were “trying” to think of something grown up is because you in fact are NOT an adult…bring on the crazy! It makes you feel all fuzzy inside!

@InsaneWM – I know. I should have made the text white and then you have that additional step of highlighting it to see the ending.
I think sending me you bank card number, pin number, sort code…you know…all your internet banking details would be easier for me I reckon.
But I do have to agree. My book reviews are missing something. I think that it may be “sense”. I might do a psychological profile on Eric the naughty blue elephant though. I think there is some serious work to be done there.

Now I already know the end of this chef d’oeuvre. This masterpiece of art is forever lost to me as I will never enjoy it as it was meant to be enjoyed. Sure, you warned about the spoilers, but temptation is a sin, my friend! Those wounds may never heal and my sorrow grows deeper everytimes I think about Eric, the blue elephant, who just wished to jump in the water.

Should I open a paypal account for donation or you’d rather have my bank account information and make a direct transfer?

Regards,

PS: your book reviews are terrible, but I guess it didn’t help that you chose such a difficult topic. Next time, start with something easy, such as War & Peace, it’s a tad longer, but since no one actually read it until the end, you can quite easily make up some kind of deep psychological analysis of a character appearing toward the end, for a brief period of time.

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