Comments on: More fun with Search Engine Results – Part 1 http://www.wheelturninghamsterdead.com/2009/04/11/more-fun-with-search-engine-results-part-1/ It's like a journey of ineptitude without the clever bit. Fri, 06 Jan 2012 16:52:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Static http://www.wheelturninghamsterdead.com/2009/04/11/more-fun-with-search-engine-results-part-1/comment-page-1/#comment-5367 Static Tue, 14 Apr 2009 15:18:31 +0000 http://www.wheelturninghamsterdead.com/?p=623#comment-5367 I have found from my Google Analytics acct that I get quite a few searches for "whale penis", "elephant butt suppository", "octopus fetish", "the elvis virus", "biggest vagina", "bowel prowlers", "dick fishing lure penis", "farting higher than your asshole", and my absolute favorite..."women in down jackets chloroforming men". They must be sorely disappointed when they don't actually find these exact things...it may also explain why my bounce rate is a bit high. God-damn pre-verts. <abbr><em>Static’s last blog post..<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Krapsody/~3/zyhNGyvYewA/easter-beast-or-bunny.html" rel="nofollow">Easter Beast or Bunny?</a></abbr></em> I have found from my Google Analytics acct that I get quite a few searches for “whale penis”, “elephant butt suppository”, “octopus fetish”, “the elvis virus”, “biggest vagina”, “bowel prowlers”, “dick fishing lure penis”, “farting higher than your asshole”, and my absolute favorite…”women in down jackets chloroforming men”.

They must be sorely disappointed when they don’t actually find these exact things…it may also explain why my bounce rate is a bit high. God-damn pre-verts.

Static’s last blog post..Easter Beast or Bunny?

]]> By: G. http://www.wheelturninghamsterdead.com/2009/04/11/more-fun-with-search-engine-results-part-1/comment-page-1/#comment-5271 G. Sun, 12 Apr 2009 11:24:56 +0000 http://www.wheelturninghamsterdead.com/?p=623#comment-5271 Interesting. I should try that some day. Seeing if I get listed for a few hits beyond the people at reddit. Come to think of it, I found myself referred to in a few writing blogs. <abbr><em>G.’s last blog post..<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/CedarsMountain/~3/yDRiRonz6zc/meet-me-in-stairwell.html" rel="nofollow">Meet Me In The Stairwell</a></abbr></em> Interesting.

I should try that some day. Seeing if I get listed for a few hits beyond the people at reddit.

Come to think of it, I found myself referred to in a few writing blogs.

G.’s last blog post..Meet Me In The Stairwell

]]> By: Sy http://www.wheelturninghamsterdead.com/2009/04/11/more-fun-with-search-engine-results-part-1/comment-page-1/#comment-5270 Sy Sun, 12 Apr 2009 11:02:42 +0000 http://www.wheelturninghamsterdead.com/?p=623#comment-5270 Amazingly....change svelt to huge as you say...and you are result number 3 on the first page! Amazingly….change svelt to huge as you say…and you are result number 3 on the first page!

]]> By: Mrs T http://www.wheelturninghamsterdead.com/2009/04/11/more-fun-with-search-engine-results-part-1/comment-page-1/#comment-5269 Mrs T Sun, 12 Apr 2009 10:58:21 +0000 http://www.wheelturninghamsterdead.com/?p=623#comment-5269 Yes okay ..remove "svelte" and put in "huge" and I'll probably come up on the first page..... <abbr><em>Mrs T’s last blog post..<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheWittyWaysOfAWaywardWife/~3/KIUIvbnrXMQ/happy-easter.html" rel="nofollow">HAPPY EASTER!</a></abbr></em> Yes okay ..remove “svelte” and put in “huge” and I’ll probably come up on the first page…..

Mrs T’s last blog post..HAPPY EASTER!

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