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Entries from July 2009

The tail might wag, but it is likely that the sex is going to be crap

July 12th, 2009 · 18 Comments

In something you read everyday in the highbrow newspapers, a woman in Ghana married her dog because she said it reminded her of her late father.  I would question why he is late, but it will end up being a witch hunt about his watch being on a different time zone or something.  But regardless… […]

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It could be worse, I could glue myself to an animals genitals.

July 9th, 2009 · 4 Comments

Every year, when the summer sun comes out and I get the unbelievably stupid idea that I can do DIY.   That I, the master of disaster, can actually take something and improve it. It happens every year without fail.  And every year I manage to fail.  I get all “Yeah!  Fixing stuff!” without that memory […]

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