In something you read everyday in the highbrow newspapers, a woman in Ghana married her dog because she said it reminded her of her late father. I would question why he is late, but it will end up being a witch hunt about his watch being on a different time zone or something. But regardless… [...]
Entries from July 2009
The tail might wag, but it is likely that the sex is going to be crap
July 12th, 2009 · 18 Comments
Tags: General Madness
It could be worse, I could glue myself to an animals genitals.
July 9th, 2009 · 4 Comments
Every year, when the summer sun comes out and I get the unbelievably stupid idea that I can do DIY. That I, the master of disaster, can actually take something and improve it. It happens every year without fail. And every year I manage to fail. I get all “Yeah! Fixing stuff!” without that memory [...]
Tags: General Madness
