It’s always the same. You are sitting with a girl. She sits on your lap. She wants to cuddle. You want to watch the TV. She cries. Becomes needy and attention demanding. You give her attention, but you have one eye on the TV. You waited all week to watch this, and NOW she gets [...]
Entries from September 2009
It’s one thing to have a cuddle, but another to realise that she doesn’t love you.
September 24th, 2009 · 2 Comments
Tags: General Madness
Jedi Church Leader seeks Pig. GSOH important.
September 20th, 2009 · 4 Comments
A British guy who may or may not be a little bit of a nutcase (why did he have to be a fellow Brit? I mean holy hell!) is considering suing our largest supermarket chain because he was asked to leave for wearing a hood. Oh, did I mention he is the “Jedi church leader of [...]
Tags: General Madness
