Wanted: Pain. Apply within. Actually, no…apply externally.

I’ve had some crazy ideas in the past.  But you would think that with the years ticking past, I would of learnt the whole “Cause and Effect” thing. My oldest daughter learnt it early on by knowing that if she punches me in the joy department as a joke that Daddy gets a touch annoyed. Continue reading “Wanted: Pain. Apply within. Actually, no…apply externally.”

Drinking blood at high speed will help you meet god. Fact. Not confirmed.

Ah yes.  The 4th July.  That day when we eat too much, drink too much and party a little too much.  OK, by “we”, I mean “you”.  And by “you”, I mean “The people in the US”.  Today I am going to celebrate Higgs-Boson day.  Because although I know as much about physics as IContinue reading “Drinking blood at high speed will help you meet god. Fact. Not confirmed.”