Monthly Archives: November 2012

There are many things I will never understand in this world.  Why I am ill when I have already been ill this year already is one thing.  Women is another. Sure, I could tell you all about my glands being all swollen in my throat (the other gland is asleep unwilling to play) and how muchContinue reading “Does my butt oink in this dress?”

Come on.  Tell me you don’t want to get involved.  Come on…honestly.  You do don’t you: Suuure, it is a joke that those crazies over in Ireland put up and may turn a little messy…but they make some great alcohol so who the hell am I to complain? But I honestly think if promoted correctly this couldContinue reading “Peculiar Posterior Patting Picture Promotes Punching”

Someone in Korea woke up one morning and thought “I am going to make a theme park about toilets.” so he did. I don’t know for sure, but I am fairly confident that he watched Field of Dreams with the ever dreary Costner and had his own “build it and they will come” moment exceptContinue reading “…and this one floats because it has armbands on.”

VS   Before I start…is that Smeagol behind Obama with his weird little hands getting hold of his precious?  Something isn’t right…. Anyway.  Why a picture of a racoon and Obama.  Let me begin. Q: What do the US Presidential Elections and Crazy Raccoon Sex have in common? I should mention here that I don’tContinue reading “American President in Racoon Sex Scandal. Kinda. Not Confirmed.”

It is with deep regret that I need to inform you that today is a very very sad day.  Not like Saturday which was a very fun day, nor like Sunday which was an OK day until the evening.  But today is Monday.  Not even that, at the moment it is 7am Monday morning.  WhichContinue reading “Mondays. The Benjamin Button of the Bee World – Honey not included.”