Monthly Archives: December 2012

As I sit here…open the Admin page of the site and read this in the dashboard: Newest Plugins That’s What She Said That’s What She Said is a feminist plugin that lives discreetly in your WordPress dashboard inspiring you with quotes by notable women. I cant help but think “Wow…I could offend a few peopleContinue reading “Christmas Ramblings. Just ask Stuart.”

At the risk of jumping aboard the bandwagon here, I am quite excited about the end of the world.  Sure, the Mayans have played it down…while all moving in to secret underground bunkers hundreds of years ago.  I mean, you don’t REALLY think they mostly got wiped out do you? And NASA have released aContinue reading “…and I feel fine.”

It’s coming.  Can you feel it?  No…not the end of the world rubbish, I will probably save that for a latter post.  I mean, you all did so well with the 12/12/12 12:12:12 thing.  I saw all of 2 posts adorn my Facebook wall like an unwelcome fart in a broken down lift.  I amContinue reading “…and the knee bones connected to the weirdo.”

Men.  Beware.  It has come to my attention that today is, according to a whole host of news reports, the best day for a woman to fall pregnant.  I am not kidding here.  Go to one of those places where you can find loads of information about stuff you aren’t always interested in…no not your motherContinue reading “An Important Warning To All Men”

As we rapidly approach the 12th December – I say rapidly, it is actually going at the regular speed of time except that I really wanted to use the word rapidly – we are nearing that gullible time where my Facebook wall becomes a torrent of “This wont happen again for another 3492887556758 years” andContinue reading “12th of the 12th of the 12th. Facebook crap status ahoy!”

It has, in the last week or so, turned what can be described as “a little chilly”.  That first day of scraping ice instead of bird sh*t off of your car like you get to do in summer arrives.  And then from that happy utopia that is England comes a large pile of doggie doodoo and everyoneContinue reading “I saw a horse wearing that exact same coat you moaning git.”