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Entries from April 2014

I would have more success chatting up a hungry zombie while I was tied to a chair

April 25th, 2014 · No Comments

When I was much younger I was scared of talking to girls.  I would be a jabbering wreck unable to get my words out.  I wouldn’t be able to walk straight and would sweat profusely when around them.  These days I call that excessive alcohol intake.  Fortunately, I am no longer scared of girls.  Although I […]

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Tags: General Madness

The Easter Bunny needs to do one.

April 21st, 2014 · No Comments

Well then.  That is Easter done for another year.  How was it for you?  Do anything nice?  Oh really!? that sounds a lot of fun.  Anyway, enough about you. I have my issues with the Easter Bunny.  He is irresponsible and evil (no kidding, put “evil Easter bunny” in to Google images…the results are frankly […]

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Tags: General Madness