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Moisturise your own behind, tommy swinehund

May 5th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Well then.  Mrs T has kindly given me some words to write a story with.  Naturally, being a mother and someone of a terribly sensible nature, as you can imagine, the are long complex serious words.  They are: Bottom cream, Nipples, Latex gloves and Adolf Hitler.  Naturally.  Anyway, here we go. A long time ago in [...]

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The Names P.I Hamster. Mad Cow Investigator.

May 1st, 2008 · 14 Comments

Before I start this post, I thought I would mention that in the last week, I have had at least 3 searches a day for people searching for Hamster Porn.  WHY!!!  Why are people searching for it?  Look for normal porn if you need to search for something!  Or….do Hamsters have their own PC’s now?  [...]

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