I have been eating left over turkey with the venom of a possessed elf on a trampoline whose sole aim is to be the bounciest elf in elfland. Now, when I take a leak, all I can smell is roast turkey. That just cant be a good thing. I have been known to drink a [...]
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“Great. Someone has written another blog about what they did at Christmas.” Yeah I know, but maybe this one is different to the others? Or…well, you are here so why not read it. It might amuse you. It might even just keep you from googling your own name in boredom or something? (as a side [...]
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