April 2008

A video post? Really? Is it funny?

I am not going to lie to you. It isnt even a humour video. Well, it is. But it isn’t. You know what I mean? It is a video showing the difference between football players and rugby players. Or overpaid pansies compared to how how a bloke should be. And it explains my love ofContinue reading “A video post? Really? Is it funny?”

The 100th post already? Really? Lets have a convention!

Actually, no. This is the 101st post. But I removed an old one as I got bored with removing spam from it. But it was only the one saying it was my birthday so it didn’t really belong on the site, thus this is the true 100th post. And next year if you forget myContinue reading “The 100th post already? Really? Lets have a convention!”

You were searching for what? The Rose edition.

Ah yes. It must be Saturday, which can mean a lot of things. But today, it means I shall write the next installment of “You were searching for what?”. Unlike other times when it was done on search terms that found my site, this time I have spiced it up a little. I have coveredContinue reading “You were searching for what? The Rose edition.”

It seems like a load of balls to me.

Young Don over at…erm…some site he does, gave me the following to work with for a story. “rhododendron”, “tarn”, “osteopath” and the phrase “Go for it big boy!”. Although I am not sure if the phrase was him giving me a phrase to work with, or he has heard the rumours about me putting onContinue reading “It seems like a load of balls to me.”

The beginning of the end…

Pull up a chair. Lets have a chat about about some stuff. How have you been? Really? Was it fun? And how are the kids? The rest of the family? And the animals? Thats good to hear. Well, I think that covers the pleasentries. I have been busy. Work is taking up a lot of timeContinue reading “The beginning of the end…”

A random array of inexplicable crap

Starey starey stare. Staring at the screen at 4am in the morning with my iPod, my phone and some Vaseline. Don’t ask why I have an ipod please. As I sit here I find myself wondering “Hmmm. What shall I write about”. I mean, there is a fat hedgehog in the news which is onContinue reading “A random array of inexplicable crap”

Once more with feeling.

I feel like it has only been 9 days since I did this last, but I can’t help it. It is free material. Unlike the other material I do, which is also free. Anyway, I am not sure where I was going with that. Once again, I tender for your approval the next batch ofContinue reading “Once more with feeling.”

It is like a spiritual gorgonzola

Lets talk about “cheese”. Actually, lets talk about “Hamsters”. No…lets talk about “porn” instead. Ah screw it. What about the word “spiritual”. Well, I can’t decide. But thanks to Jim, or is it The Movie Whore? Or even “Dude. Do NOT do that. It is starting to smell”, I don’t have to choose. Because theyContinue reading “It is like a spiritual gorgonzola”

It’s almost a joke.

Knock Knock. Whose there? It’s the police. *SMASH* GET ON THE FLOOR. NOBODY MOVE. and in they come. But then, if you are a woman in your 50’s and your house is a dirty drug den, what do you expect to happen? Oh. Except in this case, the woman was 100% innocent and they gotContinue reading “It’s almost a joke.”

Stuff

You can call me lazy. Hell, you can call me Shirley if you want. But rather then write a long post about whatever strange weird stuff is in my head, I thought I would just do small snippets of recent news. Yeah I know. I thought I was awesomely different too! According to THISnews story, a 13 year oldContinue reading “Stuff”