Things I have found out from recent Antenatal classes, when me, a man (honest!) got to sit in a room full of hormonal women, and got really scared. After the birth, whenever my wife sits down, do not talk to her about anything she needs to know for at least 3 minutes, as it isContinue reading “At least pull a face when you clench…”
Monthly Archives: June 2008
A smurftastic day out.
A friend kindly gave me the words “Blog-A-Thon, Raspberry Ripple, Smurf, Pamphlet” to write a story with. I would question the reason for the words, but I believe it is such a deep rooted issue, that uncovering it could be a threat to the whole of mankind itself. So I will do the story, andContinue reading “A smurftastic day out.”
Yes, I get that it is for charity, but you are still a fat git.
I feel quite lazy. There has been a lack of originality recently. So after this post, I am going for original. A friend gave me the words “Blog-A-Thon, Raspberry Ripple, Smurf, Pamphlet” to work with, so my next post will be an original “What crap has he written this time” type of story post. IContinue reading “Yes, I get that it is for charity, but you are still a fat git.”
Say what you want. You are still gonna be a sausage Cinderalla.
I really did think twice about doing this post. Hell, I even thought about just copying and pasting some spam for Adobe Creative Suite instead. But then I thought “No Sy, the people need to hear about this. It will give them an enormous sense of well being”. Of course, you can send me £700Continue reading “Say what you want. You are still gonna be a sausage Cinderalla.”
Are we all in the wrong profession?
Before I do this post, I would like to draw your attention to something my wife said last night. “I haven’t tossed, so go in from the bottom”. So many connotations. Luckily in this instance she was talking salads. ***Warning: This post is not suitable for anyone who isn’t getting “any” at the moment. ItContinue reading “Are we all in the wrong profession?”
Now. Where were we?
For those of you that are interested, or those that are going to add content, or even those that see a link and feel they must click it, I have put up the template to the new site. No content there (unless you count my post saying there is nothing to see here), but youContinue reading “Now. Where were we?”
The question is, would you be interested?
Just recently, I have been talking to the man in the mirror. He never answers me back, but still I do it. It is because I talk to him about things that would not fit in to this site. Serious things. Or maybe about a film I just watched. Why I hate the government. Many manyContinue reading “The question is, would you be interested?”
The smell is making my eyes water…
Before I get to the actual post, I just need to ask a question. It is a serious question, so if anyone has the answer, please put it in the comments section. Here in Blighty, our news channels follow American politics constantly (because ours is messed up, so we may as well check on howContinue reading “The smell is making my eyes water…”
Sha-wiiiiing.
Well lookie what we have HERE. You guys rule. If you whacked that vote button once, or every single day I begged my sorry arse off for votes, you did me proud. I would give you all a big wet sloppy kiss as a thank you, but my wife tells me that when I doContinue reading “Sha-wiiiiing.”
What is this in my shirt? Oh…a tag.
Jane Turley sent me one of those tag thingymajigs. Then she begged and pleaded that I do it. Then she told me that if I did, you would all send me £10 each. I can’t argue with that can I!! I suggest getting Jane to pay up front and then you guys collect the moneyContinue reading “What is this in my shirt? Oh…a tag.”
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