Monthly Archives: November 2008

Today I discovered that finding material for this site can be at times a little harder than you realise. How do you make a post out of spending the day with my 4 month old where all we did was blow raspberries at each other.  And they weren’t even great raspberries.  They were the makingContinue reading “Dressing up as a baby – Not as much fun as it seems?”

For my readers in that part of the world…Happy Turkey Munching Day.  Or whatever it is you call it.  And be thankful for whatever it is you are supposed to be thankful for.  But most of all, enjoy that sodding great turkey you are going to eat.  I am surpemely jealous and can’t wait untilContinue reading “Happy Turkey Munching Day”

So soon?  Yes, that is not only a phrase that my wife says to me, it is also said when I find that I already have enough material for the “you were searching for what?” posts.  Same rules different content…the words in the ” ” are the phrases entered in to google to find thisContinue reading “Because I have nothing else to write about…”

Note:  Parts (well, all considering the drivel I write) of this post will make absolutely NO sense at all unless you happen to know the track Thunderstruck by AC/DC.  If you don’t know it, or if you fancy a little refresher, HERE is it.  Just the intro words are all you really need, but hey,Continue reading “Na na naaa naa na na – Chunder!”

Brazil.  A country that not only gives great shaving advice, but also has a ministry aimed at promoting the rights of prostitutes.  This great country has created the “prostitutes handbook”.  This useful little book helps them prepare for the randy foreigner who comes looking for a lil’ sumfin of the horizontal variety.  Or vertical.  I mean IContinue reading “Brazil. The home of the prostitutes manual.”

As I sit here realising that I had not noticed that my daughter has left the contents of her nostrils attached to my shirt which is giving me the nickname of Captain Snotsky, I find myself surfing the net.  After all, I am at work.  Why wouldn’t I be?  It certainly beats the other 2 options.  TheContinue reading “Aphrodisiac Samosas Screw Your Wallet”

I thought twice about posting this. The only reason I am posting it is because I haven’t the time to write anything else at the moment. Yeah, I am that nice! Anyway, a little background.  It was a quiet day at the office.  Things were humming along like a hummy thing.  There was then anContinue reading “Haiku – Because like boredom, sometimes things just happen”

Phew.  After the seriousness of the last post, I figured we needed to get back to the crazy.  I do apologise for the rare as rocking horse poop seriousness of the previous mentioned post, but just like when I wear my straitjacket, I had to get it off of my chest. So how do youContinue reading “The names Caveman. Captain Caveman.”

Hello and welcome.  Welcome to the not-in-line-with-the-rest-of-the-site serious post.  The funny stuff is back a bit…or depending on how old this post is when you read it…forward a bit. In fact, if you don’t want to read a serious post, move along to a different post.  There is nothing but bad ahead if you continueContinue reading “Warning: Serious Post Alert”

I considered breaking the WheelTurningHamsterDead.com mould and writing a serious post tonight.  Just to be different.  To be a little contraversial.  To be a little sexier than normal. If that is possible…  Things didn’t quite go to plan.  They didn’t for 2 reasons.  1 is that me and writing serious stuff is somewhat harder than you mayContinue reading “Sometimes you should check what you are queuing for…”