Monthly Archives: December 2008

Well, as my wife seems to say to me a lot;  “Is that it?  All that build up and now I don’t even feel like it even happened!”.  Yes, Christmas (for me) is now a blurred whisky and beer soaked memory. Of course, it is good that it is over after the fundamental errors IContinue reading “Just like a bad panto line, when it comes to Christmas, “It’s behind you!””

Rant rant rant.  You know, I tried to make this funny…wow did I ever fail!! Well, it is that time of the year again.  Christmas.  A time of peace on earth, and of being kind to your fellow humans.  A time of no stress and happy thoughts. The start of Christmas in my household was asContinue reading “Christmas Cheer = Get the hell out of my way!”

I think my cat may have a drug problem. It started a while ago when her behaviour changed which was followed by money missing from my wallet.  At first I thought it must have been my wife stealing the money because…well…when is the last time you saw a cat spending money?  Yeah exactly.  So whenContinue reading “Do you trust your cat to supply you dinner??”

I give up.  What the hell do you buy a woman for Christmas?  I had great ideas last year and the year before that, but there are only so many times I can buy her a toy reindeer that poops out chocolate raisins before it starts to get very old for her. So being theContinue reading “A lesson in not knowing how to buy a Christmas present”

Well it isn’t because of the clean always breathable air.  Nor the always friendly government. China is like the very centre of the Bermuda Triangle.  Except that it is nowhere near Bermuda, and is not even mildly triangle shaped.  But apart from that, pretty much spot on.  Strange things happen there with the people and animals. Continue reading “I want to move to China because….”

Environmentalists are fun.  I think it may be due to the fact that you can’t have the word without writing “mentalists”, which in certain respects just fits the bill better than a garden gnome fits someone with mad crazy gardening skills. They (the mentalists, not the garden gnomes) called in the police after a heinous crime againstContinue reading ““Environmentalists” – Stupid, really stupid or just confused?”

Lets go for a little “Social Commentary”.  I figure it is something I haven’t done before, and with the boring as hell action packed day I had a few days back, I think it is worth sharing.  And by “worth sharing”, I mean “If I had to go though it, so do you”. So.  MyContinue reading “A day in the (very drull) life of…”

  One year ago, I started this little part of the internet on blogspot.  It was a place for me to write down what I felt like without a care in the world. In May it became the site as you see today.  With a funky domain name and photos of smiling children and puppies.  (NoteContinue reading “…and one year later”

Of all of the reasons in life that a woman can use to turn a man down for a night of hot passion, the “I might kill you” line has to be the best. An 82-year-old Italian man who took a Viagra pill scared his wife so much she called the police. Giovanni di Stefano,Continue reading “Order the man a raised coffin.”