I am thinking of changing the name of the site to “The wheel may be turning, but someone stuck something foreign in their body”. Or something like that. I hadn’t really given much thought to it. But it just seems that most of the recent posts have been regarding people inserting foreign objects in toContinue reading “Excuse me sir…is that a fish swimming up your penis?”
Monthly Archives: January 2009
According to internet sites, I am gifted.
During a nice break from that work thing tonight (I would say during my lunch break, but really…what do you call a break on a night shift?), I took an IQ test online. And then I took another one because I just didn’t believe the first one. According to the two sites, I have an IQContinue reading “According to internet sites, I am gifted.”
Alcohol makes sure the tick goes in the right direction.
I like Australians. I mean it. Yeah, OK…I hate them for their sporting abilities and how they hurt my good old English boys every chance they can, but apart from that, I always thought they were good people. Until today when my feelings changed. They changed when I decided that they are freaking awesome. InContinue reading “Alcohol makes sure the tick goes in the right direction.”
You have a little something on your eyelid.
It was just a typical morning. You were standing there having a bit of a wash and then you slip. Falling quickly, you grasp for something to hold on to. You grab your knees. In hindsight, not the obvious best choice to grab under the circumstances. And then this happens: Yup, you attach theContinue reading “You have a little something on your eyelid.”
When I said “Shove it up your…”, I didn’t mean literally…
I have read tonight about two individuals that were admitted to hospital with bizarre objects inserted where the sun doesn’t shine. And I don’t mean in my heart where the clouds overpower me every day. God I feel so sad and lonely. Now, where was I… ohhh yeah… Now I know this is nothing new, and has happenedContinue reading “When I said “Shove it up your…”, I didn’t mean literally…”
University courses in Taiwan seem like fun.
I read tonight that a university in Taiwan has a course to teach it’s students how to appreciate and analyse porn movies. They mention that more than 50 students had registered for the course. Not mentioned was the longest queue in living history for people to sign up for a course. I am sure youContinue reading “University courses in Taiwan seem like fun.”
Coffee makes you hallucinate….apparently.
I read today that some research on students at a university came to the conclusion that drinking too much coffee can make you hallucinate. They were quoted as saying Large amounts of caffeine also made people more likely to think they could sense the presence of ghosts Now I had a thought about this, andContinue reading “Coffee makes you hallucinate….apparently.”
Search engine terms… Abuse lays ahead.
Wandering through the google search results in my stats, I realised I had enough weird ones to do another of these posts. So. Here is it. For those new enough to the site, and havent read the entire back catalogue of posts yet (what is taking you so long?), the words in the ” ” areContinue reading “Search engine terms… Abuse lays ahead.”
Sex with blow up dolls. Strangely legally illegal. Depending on the surroundings.
A man in Australia broke in to a sex shop, had his wicked way with three blow up dolls in the “Jungle Jane” range (and probably a pack of chocolate willies as a snack once he was done, coz you know, people get the munchies after such a hard days graft) and then threw themContinue reading “Sex with blow up dolls. Strangely legally illegal. Depending on the surroundings.”
Flacid industry seeks financial pumping.
So it seems that (although I am pretty sure it is just a joke) the porn industry is having a….erm…hard time with the economic crisis, and have asked for $5Billion to help them get it back up again. I can see where they are going with this one I guess. If I was given $5BILLION,Continue reading “Flacid industry seeks financial pumping.”
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