In the best piece of research since I wondered if I could eat a hollowed out Cumberland sausage stuffed with dog crap, the good old NHS has made my life incredibly exciting by advising people who don’t get time to work out to just have lots of sex. The say, and I quote (because quoting is fun [...]
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Lets talk about the contents of a pair of my jeans. (I mean the materials used to make them!) They haven’t got a zipper fly, they have those annoying buttons. And they are making my life hell. If I don’t get arrested at some point in the next week or so and end up with [...]
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