April 2009

Ouiji Board Turning, Sy Possibly Dead

I may have to change the name and location of this site. It will be hosted by Afterlife Enterprises and to get there you just need to go to your local voodoo store and grab a ouija board. OK, so the updates will be a little slow because they are spelt out letter by letter, but atContinue reading “Ouiji Board Turning, Sy Possibly Dead”

I have given you a bag of crap. Be happy!

Do you remember when you were a kid (or maybe you are still?) and you went to a party and got given a party bag at the end? It was almost always the same. You would get a whistle, a chewy sweet and maybe one of those bottles where you take out the lid and blowContinue reading “I have given you a bag of crap. Be happy!”

We are all friends here, so have a bite of my sausage.

It’s always the same. You are great friends with someone and then one day you have an argument, pull down his trousers and bite a chunk of his penis off. Because obviously why wouldn’t you? I mean if you want to get violent, why stick to the punching and kicking when you can insteadContinue reading “We are all friends here, so have a bite of my sausage.”

More fun with Search Engine Results – Part 2

And part two of the last post. In case you are new to the site and cant be bothered to read the post previous to this, the words in the ” ” are quotes found in the list of keywords used in Google to find this site. The rest…that’s just me being rude/obnoxious/sexy/awesome…delete as appropriate. Now,Continue reading “More fun with Search Engine Results – Part 2”

More fun with Search Engine Results – Part 1

As I have enough material to write either one very long post (and I know you get bored easily…) or two shorter posts (you still get bored, but you get to leave quicker…and it saves me having to write another post in a few days), I have gone for the two post lazy option. Same rules asContinue reading “More fun with Search Engine Results – Part 1”

You go out, you get drunk…and you remove your penis with a raccoon.

It’s unlikely that you are thinking “So. Why has Sy put up a photo of a raccoon giving it large to a basset hound?” but on the off chance that you are, it is because I was searching Google Images for an image for this post, and well, I found it. So now IContinue reading “You go out, you get drunk…and you remove your penis with a raccoon.”

Playing with the email scammers…part 2. This time it’s personal.

Well, after the fun of THIS post with the lovely sounding Sali, who wanted to share her millions of dollars with me but decided not to reply to my last email, I was less than impressed. I mean, did the bloke running the scam work out I might be taking the pee when I emailed with: OhContinue reading “Playing with the email scammers…part 2. This time it’s personal.”

It might be natural, but I just dont want to see it.

OK, so that last post was an April Fools thing which may have had some people not caring, and the rest thinking “Ha! Getting what he deserves!”. But in all seriousness, getting a post written for a blog that has readers from time zones 12 hours ahead and 10 hours behind… and is only validContinue reading “It might be natural, but I just dont want to see it.”

It’s like the site being sued by a big corporation

***NOTE*** This was an April Fools joke post, but since then I have seen hits from WD40 and now their PR company coming to the page. If someone is taking this too seriously, someone needs to lighten up a little! ***END OF NOTE*** Well, when I say “like”, I mean “it is being”. Yup, a longContinue reading “It’s like the site being sued by a big corporation”