It is amazing that I remembered to write this post. I have had recently, what can only be described as a frontal lobotomy. Or maybe a frontal enema due to the complete lack of memories in my head recently which have fallen out and are left nowhere to be seen. But then…frontal enema? It sounds messy. Continue reading “I wouldn’t say I have a bad memory, but…erm…oh look, the moon!”
Monthly Archives: June 2009
Why is there an alien taking a crap out of my nose?
It started with a sniff. Then a sneeze. Then even a cough or two mixed in with a sore throat. And then my nose exploded. Well OK, I don’t mean exploded. It is still very much attached to my face and looks the same as it always has. But what the hell is trying toContinue reading “Why is there an alien taking a crap out of my nose?”
She’s already had the kid. Lose the fat tubby!
Dear site. It’s been 691200 seconds since my last post and I have a confession. I finally have a bit of quiet time to actually be able to write a post! But first…a drink. Sparkling water. It’s not beer, but it’s the way I fly these days. Now. Where was I? Ah yes. I readContinue reading “She’s already had the kid. Lose the fat tubby!”
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