My nuts hurt. I mean that figuratively, but if you ever want to know about any aches and pains I have in my groinal area, you are gonna have to let me know. Or maybe I will just blurt it out while talking about the story of Snow White or something. But they hurt becauseContinue reading “Assume the position….aaaand kick. Hard.”
Monthly Archives: November 2009
If I had known, I would have used some lubricant.
I am hoping this site doesn’t turn in to “Adventures in ExerciseLand”, but at the moment…that is about all I do. Well, that and abide by the not going within 400ft of Megan Fox. I don’t understand why the court were so harsh. So I sent her a token of my love. In some cultures, roadkillContinue reading “If I had known, I would have used some lubricant.”
Going round in circles is much more fun than going up and down.
I have become that which I hate. That which most people hate. I have become an “Oh…you are one of those…you should do this instead. It is WAY better for you” people. You know how an ex-smoker is the worst of the non-smokers? For us “never smoked” awesome types, smoking is seen as a mildContinue reading “Going round in circles is much more fun than going up and down.”
