Welcome. On this site you will find a random load of nonsense. And no ads. You will never ever see any ads. Why? Because I am that nice and because I hate the damn things. So should you feel the urge to pay my mortgage to make up for it, just let me know and I will give you all my bank details, credit card numbers and pin numbers to help you make the payment.

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If you steal my stuff, I will stick something large, pointy and painful in places you just do not want to see them. I mean it. The last person that did now walks with a limp and speaks with a lisp.

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