2009 November

Entries from November 2009

Assume the position….aaaand kick. Hard.

November 29th, 2009 · 7 Comments

My nuts hurt. I mean that figuratively, but if you ever want to know about any aches and pains I have in my groinal area, you are gonna have to let me know. Or maybe I will just blurt it out while talking about the story of Snow White or something. But they hurt because [...]

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Tags: General Madness

If I had known, I would have used some lubricant.

November 17th, 2009 · 1 Comment

I am hoping this site doesn’t turn in to “Adventures in ExerciseLand”, but at the moment…that is about all I do. Well, that and abide by the not going within 400ft of Megan Fox. I don’t understand why the court were so harsh. So I sent her a token of my love. In some cultures, roadkill [...]

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Tags: General Madness

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