Monthly Archives: January 2010

Men…women lie to us.  Yes I know.  I was as just as surprised as you are when I found out.  Now I have your attention, I shall tell you what they have been lying about.  This time. You know how women always say “Wow, you are SO crap in bed!  The last time I wasContinue reading “Your lies do not make my tail wag.”

Well.  Here we are.  2010. Yeah that is enough about that.  Lets be honest.  It is a new year, but what has changed?  My underwear sure hasn’t.  Yeah sure, the itching it starting to get a little annoying like last year, but it will pass. Instead of talking about what may be ahead, I needContinue reading “My soul is packing it’s bags and leaving”

Well.  Thank christ that is over.  I hate Christmas.  I mean really…think about what I have to go through.  All the meaningless crap.  The worthless TV.  All the hard work.  For me, this is: I get up early and go and get my daughter from her cot.  My wife made us all a breakfast soContinue reading “A year in 500 words…or more. Or less.”