Back at around Christmas time, I got up from my nightly slumber and wandered in to the bathroom for my morning ritual of…well..it doesn’t matter. But lets just say it involves a paint brush, dental floss, a copy of Hello magazine and some ginger nut biscuits. After finishing my ritual, and being a little thirstyContinue reading “Put the baster away, this turkey is already cooked baby.”
Monthly Archives: March 2010
He enjoyed eating cheese and wearing clothes
A few days back, I attended a funeral. Not the first one I have been to…and being that I am still alive, certainly not the last one I will go to. Every cloud and all that. On the drive home, I did some reflecting (I was too busy listening to the music during the funeralContinue reading “He enjoyed eating cheese and wearing clothes”
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