Any chance I can use that to grease myself up?

I am alive!  The marathon didn’t kill me.  My date of death has been put back to…I dunno…when my heart stops?  So instead of telling you about how I died, lets just talk about a fun day. By fun, I mean a day where death seemed like the way forward! It started as many do. Continue reading “Any chance I can use that to grease myself up?”