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Entries from January 2011

Gunpowder filled vibrators. Not as much fun as you may think.

January 13th, 2011 · No Comments

Nothing says “I love you….but I think you should die” like a Christmas gift in the guise of a vibrator loaded with gunpowder, BB Shot and buck shot.  Does it?  I dunno…I mean sure, I once bough an ex girlfriend a Christmas present that made her eyes water, but I am pretty sure that the […]

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And on the seventh day, he was blind and smelt like a horses arse.

January 10th, 2011 · No Comments

In possibly the worst news since Sonny turned to Cher and said “You know….I may be wrong, but I get the idea I may have a little bit of a violent side.  Lets find out!”, I can’t help wondering how the coffee percolator thing ran out of fiters, meaning I am nil by filtered coffee […]

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