Following on from the mess that was my open letter to Mother Nature in the last post, a letter I must add that she has NOT replied to (that bitch!), I thought I would continue along my path of things that evolution could do with having a chat with. (Note to self: Another reason forContinue reading “Car + Road + Bunny = Splendid Dinner”
Monthly Archives: March 2011
An open letter to Mother Nature
Mother (Can I call you that?) I am feeling a little let down. I feel that you are dropping the ball a little recently. Let me explain why, and then feel free to sort it the hell out. Please. The list could be endless, but because this is all about me, let’s talk about theContinue reading “An open letter to Mother Nature”
Missing: 2 hours of my life
I don’t ask for much. I have simple pleasures. For example I want to book out a couple of hours on 8 or 9 weekends a year to watch England rugby games. It is my passion….by passion I mean “I love sitting there drinking beer shouting at the telly and hating it when my wife’sContinue reading “Missing: 2 hours of my life”
I want to kill sy from wheelturninghamsterdead
A few days ago, someone came to my site via google with the search phrase “Who is sy from wheelturninghamsterdead”. Stalkerish? Maybe. More worrying was the day after that someone from the same place (city) searched for “killing someone while having sex” which made me worry more about the first search. I don’t really understandContinue reading “I want to kill sy from wheelturninghamsterdead”
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