May 2011

Strap-on condoms. As clever as poking yourself in the eye with a pork chop.

Lets be honest. Condoms. They serve a great purpose. Especially in stopping the “I didn’t use one and now I itch like a dog with a flea infestation” department. But then, humping a carpet can leave you with the same problem. Apparently. Lets not dwell on that part too much though. It was during whatContinue reading “Strap-on condoms. As clever as poking yourself in the eye with a pork chop.”

Today is not the day to handle a baby devil.

Ever had one of those conversations where you think “Well. That was weird!” and then realise that in some strange way, you are on to something? But it may require a little work first…you know…before the bounds of decency aren’t crossed or you manage to get the majority of the population on board? A littleContinue reading “Today is not the day to handle a baby devil.”