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Don’t start on the marshmallows until I have been burning for a while

February 15th, 2011 · 2 Comments

It’s not that I am anti-religious.  I just have my beliefs that it’s all a load of boohickey and thus, being my website, my word is final.  Therefore, finding myself stood in a church the past weekend made for some interesting viewing. It was a wedding.  A happy occasion.  Except that I seemed to be [...]

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Is that a grenade between your arse cheeks or did your testicles just fall off?

February 10th, 2011 · 3 Comments

I think I got awkwardly close to being arrested by the UK anti-terrorism police last week. Why?  Because I have put on a little weight.  No, I don’t mean that overweight (and in my case ugly) people are terrorists and that slim attractive people are like a rainbow that has each end delving deeply in [...]

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