The Valentines bunny just delivered the post. Why is it that the electricity company sent me more post then you people? And I don’t want to hear “Well, we don’t know your address!” or anything. Stalking really has gone up the wall these days hasn’t it.
You have to feel for the Valentines bunny though. He has to hold down a normal job all year, then make sure cupid doesn’t shoot him in the wrong place for not sending the cards on time, and then his cousin Easter gets all the credit for being the only bunny in the delivery industry. He is a poor overlooked soul. If I were him, I would probably move industries. Sell his foot or something. That must bring him luck! Or is it the other way…hmmm..no, leave that thought.
In other news, being Valentines day, I shall not post anything else for the day. That, and because my once aching heart is now broken through the sincere lack of cards I have received thus far. I am just lucky my wife loves me and sent me a Simpsons card and left me some raw meat. That sounds a lot worse then it actually is. The raw meat is infact Biltong. (Kind of like Beef Jerky to the Americans in the audience) So I will be happily chowing down on raw dried cow during the day today
Anyway, I wont forget that you all forgot me on this very important day.
And to make up for it, please spare a thought for me. My nose is leaking. I do believe this is due to the half a cat I have lodged up there at the moment. There is malting and there is shaving. I am covered in black hairs. This is not because I am part neanderthal man and need to shave parts of my body no man should have to. It is because young Miss Charlie is not leaving me alone while her hair falls out
Right. I am off to buy my wife some carrot cake for Valentines day. Why? Coz it seems like something different to give on Valentines!
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8 responses so far ↓
1 FLOOG // Feb 14, 2008 at 5:21 pm
What an immensely enjoyable read. I like the alternative Valentine’s day gift, I’d never have thought of that
2 Some random stranger // Feb 14, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Thanks for your comment there Mr Floog. Yup, that is the problem. Everyone thinks of flowers and chocolate. I decided that I would go that extra step and see what I could do which would be different. Not sure she is going to appreciate it, but hey, it is purchased now. Perhaps I should have got it delivered to her work though… Find out if it worked so I had time to get flowers. Damn.
3 Tamera // Feb 14, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Yes, well, Sy…put up your dang tip bucket!!!! Did you not know the very secret to Valentine’s Day, that will get you every wish your heart desires from a wife? No? Aaaaw, come on! Duh. EVERY woman wants flowers sent to work. Oooo, she will shoooooow them off, and make all other women envious. And, well. I’ll leave the rest to your imagination, but it is that simple..hehe…Happy Valentines Day, you old middle-aged softy, you!
4 Rose // Feb 14, 2008 at 7:56 pm
I sent you a card now such it up and quit your sniffling.
5 Rose DesRochers // Feb 14, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Such? That should have read suck it up.
6 Some random stranger // Feb 15, 2008 at 1:57 am
Yeeeah…I have sent flowers to my wife at work on many occassions, but she has just started a new job so I dont think she would appreciate the delivery this time!
But I do know she appreciated the present I got her instead!
Happy Valentines right bakck at ya!
7 Don Lewis // Feb 15, 2008 at 6:40 am
I suppose getting her a rabbits foot would be tacky.
I’d send you a card, but I’m from Idaho. And they’d take away my Man card for sure.
So Happy Valentines to the Missus’
8 Stine // Feb 16, 2008 at 2:27 pm
I.m so terribly sorry, but I only met you today (the 16th), and I don’t think you’ve met me yet. I hope it’ll be as good for you as it was for me…
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