Jane Turley sent me one of those tag thingymajigs. Then she begged and pleaded that I do it. Then she told me that if I did, you would all send me £10 each. I can’t argue with that can I!! I suggest getting Jane to pay up front and then you guys collect the money from her.
Anyway. Where were we. Oh yeah….
What’s your favourite table?
– The periodic. Those sexy little chemical elements just get me all ready to go.
What would you have for your last supper?
– A bunch of friends. Cooked medium rare and washed down with a nice Chianti.
What’s your poison?
– Cyanide. Although a nice mix of the Ebola virus can be used for giggles if I have time on my hands.
Name your three desert island ingredients.
– Sand, palm trees and surrounded with water. What else are you going to make a desert island with? Stupid question.
What would you put in Room 101?
– 0100101110001101011110001010001010101111001010101110 – It IS a binary room right?
Which book gets you cooking?
– Sushi – A cooking enthusiasts must have.
What’s your dream dinner party line-up?
– Me, The nude female jelly wrestling team and a large tub of Viagra just to make sure I don’t get stage fright.
What was your childhood teatime treat?
– Dinner. Oh I love my Mum. One day I had enough to eat in two mouthfuls!!
What was your most memorable meal?
– One I had in the canteen at work. Memorable for all the wrong reasons. Search back through the old posts and you will see photos. Yeah, the old days when I made an effort to put images up! Anyway, I wont give you a link…go find it.
What was your biggest food disaster?
– I once dropped a KFC chicken wing. I cried like a big girl. I had been saving it for the right time…and 4 months after I bought it, that moment came. Devastated.
What’s the worst meal you’ve ever had?
– See above the above
Who’s your food hero/food villain?
– Hero – The kernel. The villain – Any goddamn vegematarian and their vegematarian ways and the way they push their vegematarian bible in my face.
Nigella or Delia?
– Can I drink? Nigella. Or are we talking about eating their cooking?
Vegetarians: genius or madness?
– Freaks. Damn circus freaks. As bad as religious nuts. Kinda.
Fast food or fresh food?
– I like my food like my women. Faster the better. (ummm…I mean…I love my wife, and my food preferences and women preferences are no longer aligned)
Who would you most like to cook for?
– Anyone who will accept I am a super amazing chef. Currently my cat.
What would you cook to impress a date?
– Some kind of wrinkle remover. I doubt any date likes being a wrinkly little reddish brown thing.
Make a wish.
– I wish this was over.
Oohhh it IS over! Your turn!
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16 responses so far ↓
1 menopausaloldbag (MOB)
// Jun 2, 2008 at 9:48 am
This is great – love the binary room and the sushi cookbook! You’d be surprised though, there is quite a bit of cooking in sushi – Rice?
2 Debs
// Jun 2, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Bit of veggie bashing going on there Sy. I never preach and prefer to say I’m not “veggie” I just don’t eat meat. I suppose I am pretty freaky though as I can still call out the first 20 elements in the periodic table. Debs x
3 Mrs T
// Jun 2, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Something was wrong with KFC chicken wing after only 4 months? Crikey, that’s only still maturing. You should see the contents of my fridge.. a veritable feast of salmon(ella), mould and funghi; makes a lovely stirfry.
Toughen up Master Sy, you gotta get used to clearing up those left overs before baby arrives because it will be your duty to finish up all that lovely puree and baby rice… a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do…
4 Sy
// Jun 2, 2008 at 2:17 pm
@MOB – Cooking rice? Nooo…it is a LOT more fun trying to eat it without cooking it! Although cooking it? Lobbing it in a hot place full of water for 3 minutes…is that cooking?
@Debs – Nooo. No bashing going on at all! Would I do such a thing! Can you really name the first 20 on the table? What is the 21st!
@Mrs T – You are a braver man then I if you are happy to eat a portion of “dirty bird” after that much time! Last time I did that, I was ill for a good 23 minutes! And I will eat the baby puke…she is mine afterall!
5 Debs
// Jun 2, 2008 at 4:58 pm
That would be Scandium! Debs x
6 TheMovie Whore
// Jun 2, 2008 at 4:58 pm
That’s some funny shit sir. You surely need to find a nice padded cell and take it easy for a while.
7 Sy
// Jun 2, 2008 at 5:03 pm
@Debs – You looked it up. Therefore you cheated and have to pay me £400. Because you said you only know the first 20.
@Jim – I cant hurt myself when they pad the cell. That is why I wont go there!
8 Mean Mom
// Jun 2, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Hi! I found you via The Best of Blogs. This is how memes should be done! It’s great! The last one I did was 50 questions long – the mother of all memes. I had to wait at least 5 minutes, for a window of opportunity within my busy social schedule, before I could even begin to complete it, of course. I’ve sent you a £10 note. Hope it doesn’t get lost in the post.
9 Sy
// Jun 2, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Welcome Mrs Mean Mom! Always a pleasure to have someone new appear!
50 questions? I had trouble with this one. Well, taking it seriously anyway. I shall have to wander over and take a read of it!
So I checked and the postman has not delivered anything yet. I really hope it hasnt got lost. I need every penny to pay for my KFC addiction.
10 menopausaloldbag (MOB)
// Jun 3, 2008 at 4:57 am
Congratulations Sy – the announcement is up and you got first place! Well done nutty man and may the gods continue to shine on you when yer wee lassie comes along too. Cheers!
11 Sy
// Jun 3, 2008 at 7:44 am
Oohh…awesomely awesomeness. That is tip top chipper indeed!!
A Brit 1-2 is always a great result though! I do wonder what would have happened if it was a week or 2 longer. You were getting some momentum up there nearer the end!
12 Rose
// Jun 7, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Reminds self not to eat at keyboard while reading this blog.
13 nogbad
// Jun 8, 2008 at 9:24 pm
Vegans. They are the problem. Come over here and take our women and take our jobs – can’t they all sod off back to Vega?
I’m happy to prepare veggie food when visited by one who doesn’t eat meat as long as they offer steak when I go round to theirs – never happens though does it?
14 Sy
// Jun 8, 2008 at 11:31 pm
@Rose – Eating while reading, or indeed just reading this blog is not recommended by the WHO!
@Mr Gibson – Vega have a lot of issues which is why they all come here claiming asylum and stealing our women, jobs and cheap booze.
And you are right! I have never been offered a tasty steak by a vegetarian! Although I do only know 1 vegetarian and I prefer takeaway…
15 nogbad
// Jun 9, 2008 at 10:19 am
I hope you realise that this Liberal shower of left-wing no goods in government are suggesting that Vegans don’t need to register with the Home Office and wear electronic tags?!?!? Where will it all end? They will be letting vegetarians vote next!
16 Sy
// Jun 12, 2008 at 10:16 pm
They will never let the vegetarians vote. It is a food apartheid. Only the meat eaters can vote!
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