It is nearly that time of the year when we have the local government elections over here in Blighty.  That means two things:

1 – I really don’t care

and

2 - Oh my god I don’t care!

Because they are all as bad as each other.  Well, kind of.  Some are a little…well, lets just say that yesterday morning, a flyer was posted through my door for the “Justice Party”.  A party who care for Britain more than any other party.  I know this because on their flyer they write snippets like (and this is EXACTLY as it is written, so don’t go all “Geez, your grammar is disgusting!” on me)…

They start with unemployment:

Putting 15 million people into work.  15 million Brits are Claiming Full unemployment benefit all but name & yet no government had let up to 10 million Immigrants into Britain over last 12 years to milk & sponge welfare state for rest of their lives.  As soon as Immigrants get definite stay then foreigners stop working & start milking welfare state for rest of their lives.

After that piece of grammatical genius, they then carry on with immigration:

End all Immigration & Asylum from Europe & rest of the world.  Immigrants are spoiling it for those settled in Britain.  Foreigners come off back of Lorry & Plane & get council Homes and Flats.  While those born here, Work & pay taxes can not get council homes & Flats.  Free condoms will be given to third world countries instead of money.  Condoms will help them out of poverty by controlling population explosion.

Indeed.  Of course, when I say “Indeed”, I actually mean “Huh?”.   They don’t mention education, which judging by what I read would say that there is a serious flaw in this country, or someones brain.

So I guess this would be a party run by hardcore British men and women who don’t want foreigners in our wonderful country then.

And who do we get to vote for on June 4th?  Well obviously Arshad Khan.  That devastatingly popular British name.

I’m not kidding.  Proof in Google HERE.  The party that wants to stop immigration is asking someone whose family were obviously immigrants to head them up!

Amazing.  It explains the spelling and how they want to get “Health servies” back in the area.  Whatever they are.

Either way, I am hoping Mr Khan does a little door to door canvassing for votes.  I am sure me being British will be exactly who he wants to talk to.  Oh…except my wife is South African thus my daughter is half  South African. Soooo….hmmm…best I leave a bat by the front door ready to have the “chat” with the arrogant misinformed twat then!

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