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Who writes this?



Me?  I am just a man.  An Englishman with a  flawed mission.  That mission has absolutely nothing to do with this blog though.  The site was created as a way for me to write things down that my wife doesn’t know about.  Except that she knows about it, and leaves the odd comment.  So basically my mission is pretty much screwed before it is started.

I am married to a South African and have two daughters.  I guess that makes them EngAfrican? or Afglish?  I dunno.  All I know is that they are going to be very confused as they get older until I buy their love and make sure they accept being English over South African.

You can contact me on sy@wheelturninghamsterdead.com - All spam is accepted, especially if you want to make my penis bigger, or if I give you my life savings, you will give me the millions promised in your unsolicited mail.  Failing that, drop me an email saying hello and mention how completely awesome I am.  It is OK to lie you know!

Yes, you are right.  I am indeed the most interesting person you have never met!

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  • 1 Jane TurleyNo Gravatar // Mar 8, 2008 at 8:00 am

    Well you could have a lot worse than time on your hands…and after The Little One is born it will not be just on your hands.
    (Oh, if it turns out to be a boy be warned they have a habit of peeing over you just as you take the nappy off… you get used to smelling “fresh.” GPs aren’t so keen on it though and all mine practiced the art of “GP squirting” with great success.

  • 2 FLOOGNo Gravatar // Mar 14, 2008 at 9:53 pm

    Just a man! Poppycock dear boy.

    You should write a book. ‘Sy’s Wanderings’. It’d sell millions.

    Natural comic, excellent writer, keen observer, bit of a nutbag! Gaw’d bless you.

  • 3 ChandlerNo Gravatar // Mar 27, 2008 at 12:44 am

    Poor hamster. I feel for the little guy. So much to live for, so little life to live it. Damn this evil world!

  • 4 CarltonNo Gravatar // May 4, 2008 at 10:55 pm

    Ha. Superb blog. Love it!

  • 5 JanetNo Gravatar // May 21, 2008 at 6:27 am

    Hi Sy
    Excellent now i know why u married Lee. Same sense of humour. Very good Blog
    Love Janet

  • 6 Bree AhmedNo Gravatar // Jul 27, 2008 at 2:26 pm

    I am utterly devoted to your blog. : )

  • 7 miriamNo Gravatar // Jul 30, 2008 at 3:18 am

    very funny stuff—can’t wait to read more.
    my stuff isn’t too funny but it is pretty, natural and relaxing—check it out.
    http://www.mysisterdalesgarden.com and http://www.mysisterdalesgarden.blogspot.com

    thanks

  • 8 AngelaNo Gravatar // Sep 12, 2008 at 11:21 pm

    this blog just made my day. its a blog that I don’t go UGGGHHHH when I read it.

  • 9 JulioNo Gravatar // Nov 16, 2008 at 7:28 pm

    I’d love to have some sort of partnership with a talented, albeit mentally ill, fellow such as yourself. Here’s the blog I started 5-minutes ago. YOUR WELCOME! Now where’s my million dollars/pounds/Euros?

    http://projectjulio.blogspot.com/

  • 10 Nimia GamoNo Gravatar // Jan 6, 2009 at 6:53 am

    You’re hilariously funny! Thanks for making me laugh.

    I sent you an email, too.

    More power to you!

  • 11 Jennifer ShellNo Gravatar // Jan 28, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    You are, indeed, the most interesting person I’ve never met. But, have you considered that I may be the most interesting person YOU’VE never met? LOL! Thanks for tellin’ it like it is!

    ~Jennifer

  • 12 StarriderNo Gravatar // Jan 30, 2009 at 12:45 am

    I once had something to say,now I want to move to China….At leste they have rice to eat………..

  • 13 brittanyNo Gravatar // Apr 29, 2009 at 12:50 am

    that stuff does work u are lying b i t c h

  • 14 brittanyNo Gravatar // Apr 29, 2009 at 12:51 am

    once had something to say,now I want to move to China….At leste they have rice to eat………..

  • 15 brittanyNo Gravatar // Apr 29, 2009 at 12:51 am

    I’d love to have some sort of partnership with a talented, albeit mentally ill, fellow such as yourself.

  • 16 SyNo Gravatar // May 1, 2009 at 11:09 pm

    Hey Brittany… What kind of partnership would you be interested in? Someone said that to me before, and now we are married with a kid…so be careful what you wish for!!! :o )

  • 17 AaronNo Gravatar // Nov 6, 2009 at 10:55 pm

    i prefer Afglish, though im not sure about the “g”. I fear it maybe superfluous. How about Afriglish? I tried doing the same for me – I’m half English, half irish (no, it’s not as exotic), but then I discovered it would only come out as Irlish or Engrish…Rambling over. Cool blog, btw.

  • 18 AkshayNo Gravatar // Jan 16, 2010 at 8:17 am

    Awesome blog…. great flow of thoughts…
    But years ago i came to know-”Only Sex and Lies make the best business”

    I’m your fan…!
    Keep it going.. :)

  • 19 hamsterscagesRachelNo Gravatar // May 27, 2010 at 7:16 pm

    Couldn’t resist letting you know you’re Awesome! :)

  • 20 FershersNo Gravatar // Jul 19, 2010 at 8:29 pm

    I’m gonna bookmark this site whether you like it or not.

  • 21 unniNo Gravatar // Aug 10, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    hey sy.
    grt blog.grt talent.grt person!
    God bless You…

  • 22 RubyNo Gravatar // Feb 8, 2011 at 7:07 pm

    I laughed so hard the tears ran down my legs.

  • 23 CommyTooperNo Gravatar // Feb 14, 2011 at 1:33 pm

    I feel we have something in common …my hamster also died … (signed Freddie Starr)

    Sir, you are a gentleman and a scholar. Great blog.

  • 24 StellaNo Gravatar // Sep 24, 2011 at 3:50 am

    I’ve just subscribed to your posts after cracking up reading the Switzerland story. You are a genius! How could I have not found your site before??? Can’t wait to read more :) All the best!

  • 25 WhitneyNo Gravatar // Feb 27, 2013 at 12:22 am

    Pmsl! Absolutely love everything you write! Keep them comming please!

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