Me? I am just a man. An Englishman with a flawed mission. That mission has absolutely nothing to do with this blog though. The site was created as a way for me to write things down that my wife doesn’t know about. Except that she knows about it, and leaves the odd comment. So basically my mission is pretty much screwed before it is started.
I am married to a South African and have two daughters. I guess that makes them EngAfrican? or Afglish? I dunno. All I know is that they are going to be very confused as they get older until I buy their love and make sure they accept being English over South African.
You can contact me on firstname.lastname@example.org - All spam is accepted, especially if you want to make my penis bigger, or if I give you my life savings, you will give me the millions promised in your unsolicited mail. Failing that, drop me an email saying hello and mention how completely awesome I am. It is OK to lie you know!
Yes, you are right. I am indeed the most interesting person you have never met!